You can put me on the record:
I know it's just an act.
You act so humble to my face,
then not so much behind my back.
You run your mouth
while I run off to sing your praises.
It might not be polite to call you out,
but pardon me for lacking your graces.
Mind your manners.
Act right, kid.
You're quite the actor.
Strike my comments if you prefer.
No, let's not make a scene.
You've got a knack for drama.
I lack the effort to pretend I take you seriously
when you talk all about how you're in this for fun;
“not trying to be cool or impress anyone.”
You keep saying it, you do.
That doesn't make it true.
I'll say it again like I've said it before:
you act like you're awesome behind closed doors.
Will you do me a favor and let this be done?
Drop the facade, 'cause you're not fooling anyone.